Got Projects? Do This Instead...

This week is finals week...and it sucks. Not only do I have all my finals, I have like 8 projects due at the same time which has lead me to seriously consider suicide.

Here is a list of things I would much rather do than read another page in a book...

Tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree.

Piss on an electric fence.

Be in a room with Michael Jackson.

Just kidding on that last one... I don't hate anything that bad!!!