Joke of the Night

So a zebra and a giraffe walk into a bar together.
The giraffe gets so trashed that he passes out on the floor.
The zebra tries to get up and leave, but the bartender stops him and says...
Hey! You can't leave that lyin' around here....
And the zebra says...
Thats not a lion... It's a giraffe!

Hahahahahahahahaha I crack myself up...