Ronald Mcdonald Is An Asshole...

Ronald Mcdonald is the biggest jackass I know. I hate him. He's Enemy No. 1 on my shitlist. As a matter of fact, he's the only person on my shitlist. I created a shitlist just so that I could put him on it. I'm just waiting for the day that McDonalds closes down so I won't have to have a seizure everytime I drive past one of their BRIGHT YELLOW AND RED "restaurants". First of all the food there sucks. Period. I would make a list of the stuff on their menu I don't like but its a lot easier to list the things I can stand:

-The Quater Pounder

-The Salad

That's it.

Their signiture burger, the Big Mac, sucks and they claim that they have the best fries when they clearly do not stand a chance against Burger King's fries.

And so far I've only been talking about the quality of the food...

The McDonalds Corporation is a company full of nothing but assholes. That's what really pisses me off. For example. The onions they put on their burgers...

Guess what Ronald. NOT EVERYONE LIKES ONIONS. He purposely does this to be an asshole though, so you have to get all sloppy and get your fingers all dirty and full of ketchup trying to get the onions out.

What a dick. I bet you Ronald Mcdonald places all of those little onions into the ketchup himself ONE BY ONE with a HUGE asshole smile on his face. Seriously. What makes Ronald think he can do this? Does he really think he can just be an asshole and ignore industry standard? Not anymore! YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED!!!!